Expat Mike III: Sacre Bleu!

It's official: Expat Mike will continue for a third major installment this summer from Paris, France. Parlez vous Francais? Not so much, but my first Francais class is tomorrow night. After 7 90-minute classes at the Parks & Rec Center, I'm sure to attain fluency. It's a fait accompli!

Or maybe I'll just get to pepper my English with even more pretentious French phrases. Mon dieu! Vis-a-vis! Ex post facto!

I can't wait to learn how to ask for a bacon cheeseburger with a side of freedom fries.